As we are all well aware now, there are only 12 different personality types. Your personality is not shaped by your family, your experiences, your friends, your location, or your beliefs. We are defined by the date we are born. You are pre-destined to fit into a mould decided by the signs of the Zodiac. So with this convenient information in mind we consulted our in house astrologist, Sylvia Panther, to pick one car for each sign of the Zodiac. No need to go searching or decide for yourself. Just check out our list and find out what your next car should be.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Every one of you are self-absorbed, natural leaders that ooze confidence. So naturally, your perfect car is the eternally forgettable Kia Venga.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
As a Tauran, you thrive on practicality, reliability, security and comfort. You demand a “solid performer” in every department. An Alfa Romeo is your perfect match. A 1976 convertible Spider would be ideal.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
For the Geminis amongst us, you are original, spontaneous, whimsical, and you love trendy fast cars. There is only one man for the job. A 2006 Toyota Corolla saloon. Perfect in every way for a Gemini.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You were born between June the 21st and July the 22nd – you are a Cancer, and therefore you love family, are loyal, a bit pessimistic, and enjoy occasional excitement. A two door Italian supercar is the order of the day. A Lamborghini Gallardo should suffice. A pessimist who enjoys occasional excitement needs a Lambo in their life.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Symbolised by a Lion, all Leos are passionate, thrive on being the centre of attention, and love the flashy and expensive things in life. A simple choice really, the practical, frugal and low cost Suzuki Celerio. Nobody will look at you twice in this.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Virgo-born people are analytical, love attention to detail and real perfectionists. The life and soul of any party. A 1990’s Fiat Uno ticks all these boxes.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
If you happen to be a Libra you are charming, likeable and diplomatic. You have a wondrous ability to come to a compromise and find the middle ground in an argument. With this in mind you should be driving around in a massive vehicle that just gets in the way. A Hummer H2. Perfect.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
A Scorpio-born individual is passionate with a boundless appreciation for mystery. You live to feel and express emotion at every opportunity. You need a car to help convey your emotion, and a Renault Kangoo is just so full of passion it would make the ideal partner.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
What makes a Sagittarius tick? They are dreamers with endless optimism flowing from every fibre of their being. An individualist with a maverick spirit. Just buy a Hyundai Tucson, like everybody else.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 21st
Capricorn is an exciting sign. These people love tradition, practicality and a good dose of hard work. They are grounded in boredom and that’s alright. A BMW M2 is the epitome of boring and all Capricorns should have one.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
As an Aquarius, you are bestowed with eccentricity and a love of the peculiar. You avoid the tried and tested and will always take the path less travelled. This one is easy. A Volkswagen Golf.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Ruled by a fish, the Pisces is imaginative and creative. These individuals are day dreamers with a tendency to procrastinate. You need a Volvo 960.